Jessica Biel
If you knew that this 7th Heaven start-out was gonna be this fine one day, then you’ve got a leg up on me — I had no idea this was on the way. Girls have features that men like, and that’s undeniable. Most girls, however, end up getting known for one (…or two) things:
“Man, who??”
“Dawg, I know you seen her — Christine!!”
“Man, I’m tellin’ you I ain’t seen Christine”
“Yes you have, man! Christine .. with the booty, dawg c’mon!”
“Ohhh yeahhhhh, now I know who you’re talkin’ about”
Jessica Biel elegantly avoids this trap because it’s impossible to pin her down for one feature, in particular. Face, top, middle, and bottom, she is a great looking girl. We’ve all always known who she is, but the turning point came for me when I saw Texas Chainsaw Massacre in 2003. I was like, “Wait, what??.. that’s Jessica Biel!?? What happened!??” And it was on from there.
I’ve stated, though, that Girls, Girls, Girls is not all about looks, and the thing that really makes Jessica Biel stand out is her attitude. She seems nice, potentially approachable, and driven to make her career her own. As a matter of fact, she did a nearly-nude photo shoot for Gear magazine in an attempt to get Aaron Spelling to tear up her contract on 7th Heaven, so she could stop playing such a goody-goody. It didn’t quite work out that way, but it still shows she’s willing to do what it takes to express herself. Certainly admirable.
And now, for the rest.
And I’m sure we all remember this.
Indeed.
Until the next!
_Reverend Zombie 13.39
Humanzee … is that you?
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